murder-basement
backgroundtanks:

mouseclaw-dollface:

around-the-worldd:

voltageinside:

weeaboo-chan:

aspidernamedgreek:

ask-ampere-volt:

I’m like… Nuclear powered death or something.
Cool.

Portal powers
yaaay

i am now skrillex
with the power to annoy the fuck out of more than half my followers

I am now the Joker.
Need I say more?

I am now meowingtons.

I am deadmau5
buy me chipotle you fucks. (she said nicely)

I have Portal Test Chamber powers.

it’s marilyn’s face winking
OHMIGAWSH
ALL MY DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE
I’M ZOMBIE MARILYN MONROE

backgroundtanks:

mouseclaw-dollface:

around-the-worldd:

voltageinside:

weeaboo-chan:

aspidernamedgreek:

ask-ampere-volt:

I’m like… Nuclear powered death or something.

Cool.

Portal powers

yaaay

i am now skrillex

with the power to annoy the fuck out of more than half my followers

I am now the Joker.

Need I say more?

I am now meowingtons.

I am deadmau5

buy me chipotle you fucks. (she said nicely)

I have Portal Test Chamber powers.

it’s marilyn’s face winking

OHMIGAWSH

ALL MY DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE

I’M ZOMBIE MARILYN MONROE

  1. asylum-faerie reblogged this from sherlocksmyth and added:
    Meerkat powers :D
  2. tothetardisallonsy reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
    I have The Beatles, I can now play the best fucking music ever. SUCK. DICK.
  3. sherlocksmyth reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala and added:
    Sweet Jesus. I’m the Green Lantern.
  4. mopalo2015 reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
    Um… Im not sure how to respond to ‘Hooters’… Do I now have boobs of mass destruction?
  5. bananastarfish reblogged this from roboticonography
  6. thisistheonething reblogged this from roboticonography and added:
    Track and field invitational? Awww yisss Olympic medal here I come!
  7. roboticonography reblogged this from shewhoisneondaisies and added:
    All eleven doctors if they were owls.
  8. jeguseiryn reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
    Red with a zombie geisha lady? Deduce that for me Homes.
  9. sespint reblogged this from testymaker and added:
    Im wearing a cheerleading shirt idfk what i am
  10. thisismebeinglame reblogged this from janeippo
  11. abster07 reblogged this from janeippo and added:
    Okayyy soooo, I’m at work…. Wearing my security guard uniform….. >.> I— AM — SECURIBOT Model A-700. My job is to...
  12. collegechick14 reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
    I’m not wearing a shirt. So does this mean I don’t get special powers? :(
  13. withmybootson reblogged this from dhpt and added:
    Freakin’ panda power!
  14. janeippo reblogged this from thiscrazzzythingcalledlife and added:
    Umm…pink with polka dots. Jeez, I have the frilliest of all of them fml
  15. dhpt reblogged this from livehealthybefit and added:
    my shirt has “meh” written on it. My super power is apathy?
  16. rawb619 reblogged this from citizenblue and added:
    Green lantern!?? still fucking dope
  17. i-make-my-own-sun-shine reblogged this from eisencorgi and added:
    CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
  18. captainsaramerica reblogged this from iron-han and added:
    H.P. Lovecraft reading from the Necronomicon and summoning Cthullhu? I uh… Well this is awkward. I was hoping to be the...
  19. shewhoisneondaisies reblogged this from iron-han
  20. eisencorgi reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
    it’s my work shirt …Coldstone powers? do I… freeze things? NO WAIT TWIRLING SPADES OF DEATH
  21. moremoralthanyou reblogged this from emeralddreamer and added:
    Sweet, commanding murders of crows and barbed wire. BEST SUPERPOWER EVER!
  22. idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from sicw-tony and added:
    it’s red and there’s an american eagle insignia on it THE RED EAGLE … violent freedom maybe?
  23. citizenblue reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
    it’s actually a bath wrap… so…………….
  24. sicw-tony reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    I’m wearing a blue military-issue undershirt. I have no idea.
  25. chakayoh reblogged this from wallacewellsbian and added:
    Um, I have scrubs on.
  26. wallacewellsbian reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
    I’ve gained the power of Princeton? If this means i get a 17 billion endowment I am so down!
  27. livehealthybefit reblogged this from shesshrinkingsheshrinking and added:
    The power of GREY! Watch it..
  28. obscurliteraryreference reblogged this from rufustbarleysheaf and added:
    I AM THE GODDAMNED BATMAN.
  29. rufustbarleysheaf reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    Uh. Teal power? Hooray?
  30. emeralddreamer reblogged this from makeuswholeisaac and added:
    Brown tank, and I feel like a cow right now, so you figure it out lol.
  31. monpretenduevie reblogged this from iron-han and added:
    The power of… chest hair?
  32. makeuswholeisaac reblogged this from iron-han and added:
    ^^Best superhero ever
  33. iron-han reblogged this from perfectlyqueer and added:
    Not wearing a shirt. …Super boobs?
  34. maegan15 reblogged this from brandibananas and added:
    Sooo I’m wearing a King Travis Clothing shirt. It says “You’ll never know dear,how much I love you” and has a boy and...
  35. perfectlyqueer reblogged this from the-deviations and added:
    CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA
  36. the-deviations reblogged this from tobiornottobithatisthequestion and added:
    Blue team campaign shirt. ‘Indignation and Ignorance’. Dude.
  37. shesshrinkingsheshrinking reblogged this from courtnog and added:
    The Power of LOVE?!
  38. abitoverrated reblogged this from the-stench-of-that-impala
  39. unrepentantmaleotaku reblogged this from miggysbox and added:
    A white button down and a blue blazer. I’M MOTHERFUCKING DAPPER
  40. ohhmeegeeitsbriii reblogged this from oh-you-fancy-aye
  41. oh-you-fancy-aye reblogged this from fuckyourprettyface21 and added:
    What if your not wearing a shirt..
  42. testymaker reblogged this from cattomboy and added:
    mickey mouse is on my shirt. what the fuck does that mean? I CAN SHAPESHIFT INTO A MOUSE?
  43. tobiornottobithatisthequestion reblogged this from roses-and-secret-lives and added:
    SHERLOCK HOLMES AW YEAH (and also Watson) Deduce all the things.