i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
Ellie’s reaction to being asked about her love life.